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阿尔达翻译局中土支部搞事记录第四弹

我来接替 @Princess Sally 做汇总啦~ 

首先放 @工二一 挑的原文:

然后是二一大大的译文: 

库路芬私下悄悄地 
对凯勒巩说道:“现在我们有了 
费拉刚的消息,还知道了 
为什么夙巫的妖物四处巡逻。” 
还低声说了其他建议, 
教给了他如何作答。 
“女士,”凯勒巩说道,“你看 
我们本是去打游荡的野兽的, 
虽然我们人多而勇猛, 
却也没有为进攻巫师的要塞 
和岛上的城堡的作足准备。 
请别错怪我们的心意和愿望。 
看!现在我们已经放弃打猎, 
要走最快的路回到家去, 
到那里商讨对策,召集援助 
好拯救痛苦中的贝伦。 


翻得很精准啊!第一棒的画风还是非常正常的。 

接着是第二棒 @Nierninwa : 

Curufin said to Celegorm in secret:“We hear from Felagund now and we know the reason of Suû's evil creatures patrolling around. ”He whispered other intentions to Celegorm then told him how to answer.
“My lady,”Celegorm said,“see,we come to hunt for wandering beasts. Although our people are bold and in great number,we haven't fully prepared for attacking the wizard's stronghold and the tower on the island. Please don't misunderstand our kindness and will. Now,our hunting already comes to a halt and we must take the fastest way back home. We discuss our plans and convene reinforcements there to save Beren in pain.


到此为止基本上还是严肃的画风呢!

第三棒@Mio : 

库五私戳凯三:“坑王费拉贡德回信啦!我们已经明白了恶灵盘桓的原因。”他还别有用心地悄悄话凯三搞事秘笈之如何回复对面的美少女。 
“我最最亲爱的小姐!”和库五如此这般思考一番后,凯三说,“看,我们正要去打怪。尽管咱人多力量大,但是还没准备好正面刚法师,岛上之塔的副本地图还是下回开吧。别误会我们,我们都是善良的小精灵!现在,我们暂时要下线,先要抄近路回家。我们会讨论攻略方案再杀回来完成拯救痛苦中的贝伦的支线任务的。” 


⊙▽⊙哇这个神奇的游戏画风………已经开始搞事情了……… 
从这开始三五从最初的“提建议”变成了“别有用心”………

第四棒 @COLO踮脚望着西渡售票处 : 

Curufin sent Celegorm a private message: “Felagund the cave king has already replied!We have known why the evil was lingering." He also whispered to Celegorm with an ulterior motive and gave him some hints of how to reply to the beautiful young lady in the opposite of them. 
"My dearest lady! " After he concerned about it with Curufin, Celegorm said, “Look, we are going to beat up the boss. Although there is strength in numbers, we haven't prepared a directly offensive  against a mage. How about we deal with this Instance Zone——the Tower on the Island next time?Don't mistake us,  for we both are kind elfings! Now we have to go offline, cut off a corner and go home. We will have a discussion about the plans and walkthroughs. Then we will come back and complete the side mission——Save Beren in grief." 


心疼COLO大大一秒钟_(:з」∠)_

第五棒 @彧谦 :

开了工于是给库茹芬发了个私信:“地洞大王非拉功德回复我啦!我们知道那些小妖精为啥一直黏着不走了!”同时他又怀着某些不可告人的动机给库茹芬打暗号,告诉他应该怎么回复与他们作对的漂亮小姐姐。
“我最最亲爱的小姑娘!”与库茹芬协商一番后,开了工说道,“看看,我们现在就要去打大怪兽,尽管他们人多力量大,而我们还没准备好攻打那个魔法师。那么我们下次去岛上的塔里进行一些秘密谈话怎么样呀?别误解我们啦,我们都是好精!现在我们要下线了,然后赶紧跑路回家。我们要讨论一下作战计划,顺便再排练一下,然后我们将会回来和你一起完成最后的任务——救出可怜的贝伦。”


第六棒  @Rilelen : 

'My dearest little girl!'After consulting with Curufin,Celegorm said:'Look,we are going to fight against the great monster,even though they are So powerful and we are not ready to attack the sorcerer.Well,let's go to the island tower next time and have some private talks or activities,shall we?Don't misunderstand us,we're all good minds!Now we're off the line,and then going home on foot.We shall discuss about the plan and rehearse incidentally,then come back with you to complete the final misson——rescue poor Beren. 


咦?为什么少了一段……

第七棒 @仲夏之雪 : 

“我最最最最亲爱的小女孩!”在与库茹芬讨论后,凯勒巩说:“看啊,我们要去打那个大怪兽,但是它那么那么厉害而我们没做好准备诶,我有点害怕诶! 哎,来来来,我们下次再去那个岛进行一些……私人谈话和活动,好不好啊? 哎呀,别误会人家嘛,我们是好心的哦 !那么现在嘛,我们慢慢晃悠回家。乖,我们应该商量下计划,顺便再做一些彩排和演练,然后再陪你去完成那个倒霉任务---营救可怜虫贝伦。” 


又一次画风突变………_(:з」∠)_这个萌萌哒凯三真跳戏……… 

第八棒是蠢lo主……… 

"My dear, dear, dearest girl! "said Celegorm after discussing with Curufin, "Look, we're going to fight that great beast, yet it's so mighty and we aren't well prepared, it makes me a bit nervous, you know! Oh, come, come, we'll go to the island next time for some ... private matters and talks, alright? Alas, don't mistake us, we are good-intentioned, are we not? And for now, we'll take our time going back home. Well, we shall devise a plan, do some rehearsing by the way, and then we'll accompany you on that ill mission - rescuing Beren the wretch." 


试图扭转画风然而并不成功………英语渣勿喷……… 

第九棒 @Gilhith : 

“我至亲至爱的少女啊!”俊美的凯勒巩在与他那机智的好弟弟库茹芬长谈后感叹道:“看啊,我们将要与凶猛的野兽搏斗,但你可看见它那健壮可怖的身型,你可知我们两手空空,毫无准备?这让一丝紧张在我心头诞生。哦,美人,好姑娘,跟我们走吧,下次再去这个小岛,去……去进行私人的问题和谈话,好吗?唉,我们难道不是满怀善意,一心助你的吗?请不要误解我们的好意,扭曲我们的真心。哦,是时候该回家了,我们还需拟定计划,顺便做些练习,在这之后,我们将伴你身侧,共涉艰险,去解救那位坠入使命与绝望之渊的贝伦。” 


w(°o°)w神奇的事情发生了……… 我们的画风竟然转回来了!

第十棒 @Princess Sally : 

‘Hey! Girl, the beloved one of mine! ’ Celegorm the beauty sighed with feeling, as soon as he finished the argument with his smart brother (the gayest one), ‘Behold! For saving your little star, we need to wrestle with those fierce creatures! Super fierce! When you see those strong scary shapes, have you ever worried about these two poor little elfing who have no weapon? Ah~ here arises in my heart, a little feeling of nervous. I’m nervous, beauty! Come with us, my good girl! Whaaaaaat? You’re talking about that rubbish island?! Step off! Let’s do some joyful things which are too pleasant to be described—same as your beauty! Alas! You should know that Celegorm and brother mine are good elves! WE ARE NOT EVIL!!!! Please do no misunderstand these two kind hearts, or we’re gonging to be very sad. Alas! It’s time to home! Come! Sweet girl! Don’t be hasty. We need some time to work out a plan and do some exercise. Then I’m sure we can rescue your cry baby!’


仿佛看到了一只逗比的托老⊙▽⊙

第十一棒 @云海若 (第一次发的时候漏掉了………我的锅………):
“呦!妹砸!我的小乖乖哟!”恶心帅的凯勒巩表情丰富地叹了口气,而他刚和他那那个机智的小弟弟吵完架(没错,最gay里gay气那个),“你看清楚哟!为了救你的亲亲小星星,我们要和那些暴力的生物搏斗哟!炒鸡暴力的哟!那些强壮可怕的影子有没有曾令你担心那两个小可怜,两个手无寸铁的小精灵哟?诶呀~我心里边儿有点儿紧张起来了哟~我炒鸡紧张的啊美人!跟我们走吧哟好妹砸?什么!你在说那个辣鸡小岛?起开哟!我们来做些有~意~思~的事情嘛~超有意思的,都到不可描述的程度了哟--就像你的美貌哟!啊呀!你得知道我凯勒巩和我弟都是好精灵哟~我!们!不!是!坏!精!请不要误解了我们善良的脆弱小心灵哟,否则我们会炒鸡难过der~啊呀啊呀!是回家的时间了哟~来吧!甜心~别着急~我们得花点时间想个计划做点练习,然后就能放心大胆地去救你的亲亲小哭包了哟~”

最后一棒 @欣生 放了大招:

Monologue for Celegorm the fair and disgusted.

 

Celegorm has just had a quarrel with his smart brother, that gay-li-gay-qi one. And nowhe is speaking to a mother, who just lost her two babies and tried to findthem.

 

(with exaggerated facialexpression): Oh~honey~~my little sweetheart~~~(walk closer)open up your eyes and see! In order to save your baby little stars we had to fight those violent creatures, causing too much blood! (turn to her)Had those strong and horrible shadows terrified you to worry about your two unarmed little elves? (palm on chest, with agony)Ohhhhh…they have terrified me already! 

 

(turn to her, firmly)But, a knight will never abandon an endangered lady, you have myword to get help. So would you like to come with me my good girl? 

 

Celegorm walk closer toher, slowly, with a seducible eyesight. He thinks himself charming enough. He is too confident about his appearance that he doesn’t even realize how obscene his face looks like. 

 

(shocked)What?! (shout)Ohhhh stop talking that fucking shit damn island! (quietly)Sorry I shouldn’t speak so coarsely (loudly)but just get up and let’s do something interesting! 

 

Celegorm takes her hand,regardless of her struggle

 

(happily)Really interesting~I promise~~well not dangerous, just a kind of NC-17game! Ahhhhh, you know that, (hawk, speakfirmly) I, Celegorm, house of Finwe, first of his name, true heir to the King of Noldor, is indeed a decent elf, (reluctant)well, umm…so is my brother. 

 

Celegorm drags that gay-li-gay-qi brother in his arm, who now wants to pretend not knowing this golden elf at all…

 

(doggy eyes)Pleeeeeease don't misunderstand our warm and fragile heart, or they will truly break down~~~~~Ahhhhh, it’s time to go back home! Come on baby~don’t be hasty~~just need some training before we are ease to let you save your two sweet babies ~~~~~”


欣生大大请收下我的膝盖……

总结:三五从正常严肃地提建议逐步变成了居心不良诱/拐妹子(相信我,我们真的不是黑粉……)

对露仙的称呼越来越亲切……

其实我觉得最神奇的是,本来三五是说要赶紧回家的,翻着翻着怎么就”哎呀不要急咱们慢慢走“……

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